"pick me up" by zoe(with two dots above the 'e') rice, is filled with punch lines.. another hint for boys/men, if you want to start a conversation with a girl or have a higher possibility of wooing her. haha here are some punchlines i got from the book:
'is it hot in here or is it just you?'
'do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?'
'i'm a thief,and i'm here to steal your heart.'
'if i told you that you had a great body,would you hold it against me?' (note that the 'hold' has a double meaning)
'you must be a light switch, cause you turn me on.'(quite sleazy)
'did it hurt when you fell from heaven,cause with a ______ like that, you must be an angel.'
'i'm not drunk. i'm just intoxicated by you.'
'would you like a rasin? how about a date?'(date, as in red date, or you're trying to scream :GO OUT WITH ME!)
'you must be tired from running through my mind all night.'(cheesy but, hey, its nice haha--to me )
'you're so hot, you must be the reason for global warming.'(environmentalist...check out the new reason for the green house effect)
'whoa,you're burning a hole in the carpet'
oki.. there's this SUPER sleazy one : 'may i have this dance... horizontally.' ewwww!!!!!!!!
flattery:'if you were a new hamburger, you'd be called McGorgeous.'
'if i could rearrange the alphabet,i'd put U and I together.'
that's all for punchlines.. well, here's my route on my work experience for today. haha wild wild ride..
met lin at 3pm at outram.
took all the way to punggol, excerpts of conversation between lin and me:
'have you been to punggol?'
'no. you?'
'no. what do you think punggol is?'
'no idea'
'i think its a patch of grass with a sign on it that says 'punggol''
'interesting'
we alighted... 'cool!! its a patch of grass!'
haha i was right.. we jotted punggol down into our in-built memory list of "top ten places to study-punggol mrt station.(note to self, bring own table and chair)
then we took the LRT to 'clove' hmm.. alighted found out that there's nothing there.. sigh.. well.. i did spot a coffeeshop somewhere... then got back on the LRT again and it made a loop.. riveria.. wow.. some posh river side place,that richos live in.
took the MRT back to sengkang, i thought that compass point was a compassvale-who could blame me, look at their names- took the LRT to compassvale.. found out(to my silent utter horror) that compass point was nowhere in sight.luckily.. thanks to God's grace(i prayed silently) i walked the correct way.. finally... phew.. to sengkang MRT and found compass point.well.. that was quite an adventure wasn't it haha.. tmr, we'll continue to roam the streets of hougang.btw, i have a confession to make--- i like wang zi!!! ahhh.... bang bang tang's wang zi.. oh man,, swoon~~.. haha i like it when he half smiles.. ahh..... swoon~~~ hehe..
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